Louise Golding
Nude

Who is your favorite one hit wonder? Are you a big fan of “Tainted Love” by the English synth-pop duo Soft Cell? Or, maybe you prefer the late 90’s, hard rock sounds of Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping?” Not us. With all due respect to Soft Cell and Chumbawamba, we prefer our one hit wonders to make us hard with a little bit of nub humping. Thus, despite Louise Golding‘ super short (but sweet) one flick run as an actress in the late seventies, Golding still found time to show off the goods via some top of the podium toplessness. This sandy blonde babe flashes her floaties in her lone film appearance, which came via future Lassie (1994) director Daniel Petrie‘s beach drama Lifeguard (1976). It’s the story of a longtime lifeguard, played by bass voiced badass Sam Elliott, who mixes musing about whether to stick with his chosen career path with sleeping with an underage girl. Hey, it was the 70’s. At one point in the film, we see a fully grown Louise posing for some bikini pictures on front of the water. As she wades further into the surf, a bunch of teenage boys rip her top off as the lifeguards look on and laugh at what was considered a funny prank. These days, those kinds of hijinks will land you in the clink. We can’t approve of the method, but can’t cancel the movie, since we get to see Louise Golding’s tan lined tatas riding the tide. You’ll boink your buoy to this beach bunny as she tries in vain to keep from turning the beach into a nude one! Just know, that’s all you’re getting. Yes, the lovely Louise Golding was one and done, but a whole lot of fun!